Forward Looking Statement

The grandmother of our CFO has a saying: To go fast you must go alone, but to go far you must go together. That is why we are proposing this excellent opportunity for The Kennedys to merge with Kevin D’Angelo Acquisition Group. Together we can do great things in technology, media, and capital growth. Please see a five year roadmap from CEO, Kevin D’Angelo below.

Five Year Roadmap

  • 2022: Merger and IPO (via SPAC) with The Kennedys ($17/hr)

  • 2023: The Kennedys + KDAWG sell a campaign that makes my boys laugh ($1M)

  • 2024: The Kennedys + KDAWG sell an Olympic campaign that makes my mom cry ($5M)

  • 2025: CNN to acquire Global Travel Series ($10M)

  • 2026: NETFLIX to acquire a feature film starring Tony Danza & Timothée Chalamet about a father and son committing insurance fraud to pay off student loans ($3M, a passion project).

  • 2027: APPLE to acquire Tech Firm ($500M)

    • Products Include:

      • Fuck This Flight: Allows you to impulsively cancel your flight with one single button and no regrets.

      • Landmine: Anonymously geo-tag where your dog pooped so you don’t have to pick up after it but your neighbors will know where to watch their step.

      • RIDE: An app that, upon opening, simply reminds you to raise your hand and hail a taxi for yourself.

-CEO, Kevin D’Angelo